Brilliant! Cigars and firearms complement each other perfectly, like bananas and crossbows or Q-Tips and Bowie knives or hotdogs and Christmas lights! The relation is obvious. Take two not-so-subtly phallic symbols and photograph them together for a totally non-homoerotic critique of American individualism, right? Wrong! That would be totally gay, like Liberace gay. Actually, the recipe here is one cool & slightly deadly thing + another cool and very deadly thing = whoever took the picture is Grade-A Badass (the A in 'Grade-A' stands for 'Ass').So naturally, I had to replicate the photo to prove that I, in the words of Samir Nagheenanajar, "am also not a pussy". Bow down before my badassery, ye of morally-indeterminate assery:
Strangely, taking such an immensely powerful photo did not satisfy my need to display my manly prowess. Instead, it merely whetted my awesome-lust. So I pressed on into territory that surely no human has ever traversed and lived to tell the tale. Get right with your Maker, then feast your eyes upon these tasty images, for they shall surely induce such visual ecstasy that they will be the last thing you ever see (or you will wish they had been)...
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P.S. Suck it, liberals!
"Instead, it merely whetted my awesome-lust. So I pressed on into territory that surely no human has ever traversed and lived to tell the tale. Get right with your Maker, then feast your eyes upon these tasty images, for they shall surely induce such visual ecstasy that they will be the last thing you ever see (or you will wish they had been)..."
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